In case you were wondering how Christina Hendricks takes her scotch.

On the rocks.

Uh, if any of you would like to pool some money for my birthday, I found the most perfect present ever: a tour of the Mad Men set with Christina Hendricks. I’m getting sweaty palms just typing this.

Gentlemen, here is what I believe is our cheat sheet for (treating) a woman as penned by Christina Hendricks.